Here's a helpful shopping tip: If you ever find yourself at the drugstore, searching for the best smelling conditioner, it's best not to put the bottle directly under your nose and squeeze, hard. Unless you want a nose full of Herbal Essences, in which case, go to town. This is especially important to keep in mind if you're sort of crouched over, testing out the products on the very bottom shelf. The surprise of the thick liquid in your face (I know, that's what she said), will cause you to topple over and land on the aisle floor with an awkward thump. Other shoppers will laugh at your misfortune.
The world is clearly full of hazards, so please keep this in mind next time you venture into the dangerous world that is CVS. You've been warned.