I'm doing my best, sloth!! Buzzfeed's 33 Animals Who Are Extremely Disappointed In You is the g-damn best.Read More
Oh hey! If you have dozens of spare hours to fill, might I suggest catching up on the past five years of my thrilling life? Archived below: my original blog One Awkward Year, which won the 2014 Pulitzer Prize in Internet Oversharing.
JK that's not even a real thing. But it does have a lot of poop jokes. ENJOY!