Mark this in the history books. The week of April 26 - May 1: Nothing Funny Happened. A miracle / tragedy, depending on how you look at it. It was straight up the dullest week since like, the Paleolithic Era and I have not one solitary tale so share. YIKES. And yes, One Awkward Weeks run Friday - Thursday...don't ask questions.
I feared this was bound to happen sometime and certainly hope it is a fluke, not a trend. Could I be turning (gasp!) normal?! I shudder at the thought. Please pray to whatever deities you worship that this upcoming week is a doozy of hilarity and embarrassment.
In case you're wondering what deity I'll be praying to, it is whichever one created this perfect child.
GET IT GURL!!
Ok Happy May and happy weekend, buddies. I'm off in search of awkward moments. Wish me luck!