Last Friday, March 14 was both Pi Day and my half birthday (equally momentous holidays!), meaning I have but 6 months left until I hit the big 3-0. I thought this would be an opportune time to check back in on my epic 30 Before 30 list to see how I’m doing.
If you’d noticed I hadn’t discussed this in months and suspected it was a ridiculous thing that I started for the attention and then forgot about and surely won’t finish, well, you’re mostly right. I am still working to check off these noble goals but, for better or for worse (pun!), this whole getting married situation seems to be taking up the majority of my time and resources, both emotional and (OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS WEDDING SO EFFING EXPENSIVE?!?!?!?) financial sooo certain things have taken the back burner and probably won’t be finished by 9/14/14. Does this make me feel guilty and lame and like a failure? Obviously! I mean, what doesn't? But that is a problemo for me and for my therapist. Who I just broke up with because he kept bringing up weird stories about the holocaust (literally) when I tried to talk about my problems, so now I’m at square one and need a new therapist BUT that is a whole different story for a whole different day, why did I even go onto that tangent?
"Why Did I Even Go Onto That Tangent?" will the the name of my one woman show. Get your tickets now!
Also, quickly, I can’t even lie to you guys: I know this is so pointless and silly and age is but a number and 30 isn't even old and Sex and the City something something BUT the fact that I’m managing to squeeze into marriage just a few days before my 30th birthday (28, to be exact!) (and 5 months from yesterday holy cats, there’s so much to do!) does make me feel kind of relieved. So ridiculous I KNOW but I never pretended to be anyting but exxxxxtra ridic so there you have it. The truth is out!
Ok with out firther ado, I've ado'ed enough already, let us check in on my 30 Before 30 progress, shall we?
LIZ HO'S 30 BEFORE 30!
1. Run half marathon
This is the biggie and I’m excited to share, I’ll be doing this one! I am running the Henry’s Hope Verrazano Half Marathon on Saturday, April 26! I’ve been training like a beast - ran 9 miles yesterday, boom - and have been enjoying it so much. I've come to really enjoy running. I can feel myself getting stronger, faster, healthier and better every day and running helps me to calm my brain when my thoughts start a-racin’. No jokes here, I’m very proud of myself and can’t wait to run 13.1 in a few weeks!
2. Pay off one credit card…put a dent in the other. COMPLETED 10/4/13
And then acquire new credit card debt after buying way, way into the Wedding Industrial Culture? Yikes...probably!
3. Get a bikini wax
This has not yet happened. I might save it for the honeymoon...GROSS but probably true.
4. Take photoshop or other online design course
5. Submit something for publication
Sort of? I made a friend who works for a website and he asked me to write something for him (his idea! cool!) and I have sort of started but not really so yeah...slaying it.
6. Visit each of the 5 boroughs of NYC (I’m coming for you, Staten Island!)
I went to Queens last week! I’ve been there before but still, let’s get excited. Brooklyn & Manhattan I check off on the daily and I’ve been to the Bronx before but should probably do it again now that I’m making a whole thang of it. As for Staten Island...yeah. Who wants to come with me? We can get meatballs and spray tans!
That's what happens on Staten Island, right?
7. Do a pull-up (yes, just one. Aim high.)
I’ve done like...¾ of a pull-up. I’m working on it.
8. Find a regular volunteer program
Oh god, I haven’t even thought about this. I’m a horrible person.
9. See a play on Broadway
I almost did this! My friend Nick sent this EXTREMELY confusing email about getting tickets to see this play All the Way, starring Bryan “Heisenberg” Cranston and I figured it was a great opportunity to check this item off my listicle AND become besties with Walter White but just 6 hours before showtime I realized that what I read as Nick buying us all tickets meant he just bought himself a ticket and the rest of us were on our own sooooooooooo long story long, I did not attend said play.
Back to the drawing board!
10. Watch The Sopranos
UGH. I’m halfway through season two and just...can’t. I think it’s kind of boring! I feel like I should love it, it’s so widely regarded as THE prestige TV show that started this era of prestige TV shows and I LOVE prestige TV shows and also saying the word “prestige” a lot, apparently, but I just can’t seem to get on board with this one.
So now I must decide if I power through for the sake of the list OR if I just quit and chalk it up to a loss.
So much TV, so little time. What’s a gal to do?!
11. Learn to shuffle cards
I’m working on this! I think there’s a video somewhere? I’ll find it, stay tuned.
You wait with baited breath, I’m sure.
12. Stop biting my nails
Chomping on my phalanges as we speak so...no.
13. Take a trip with my mom
What I meant by this was a like, a vacation-style trip somewhere new but again, with this wedding scenario bleeding us both dry, we’ll probably not make that happen.
BUT we have gone on several shopping trips so technically that counts, right?
It’s my list, I’m saying it counts.
Maybe we’ll trip on acid!
14. Read outside of my comfort zone
Ok help me! I continue to read the same sorts of books I usually do which would be categorized as “Upmarket Women’s Fiction” or “Ridiculous Postapocalyptic Teen Romances” so I still need some help here.
Would y’all be so kind as to recommend some books in the following genres:
poetry biography a “classic” graphic novel
Thanks in advance, nerds!
15. Visit Storm King COMPLETED 10/6/13
OBVIOUSLY this happened. Did you guys know I’m engaged?!!
16. Get Acupuncture
Not yet but I do have the name of a doctor to call stored in my inbox somewhere so...baby steps.
17. Roast a chicken
Again, not yet but I have been making quite a lot of crock pot chicken dishes so … sort of?
18. Grow a vegetable to a point where it is edible i.e. don’t kill it
Have not even tried.
See: response to No. 18.
20. Host a classy, adult dinner party
No. But I have hosted a several unsophisticated boozy potlucks SO I’m calling it a win.
21. Add at least one more state to my list
Not yet but Brian promises he’s taking me to Maine in September! He better.
22. Solve my stomach issues
You do not even want to know what is going on down there.
23. Trapeze class
Of course I have not done this. How did I even come UP with this idea?!
24. Reconnect with an old friend (I already have one picked out! Lucky person!)
Not quiiiite yet. But I often compose my email to said friend while drying my hair or running or otherwise distracted so...the suspense builds.
25. Decorate our apartment
Nopers! But now we’re moving August 1 so there's no point in starting now. I'll decorate the new place, I will, I will!
26. See the cherry blossoms in DC
Oh god, no. And I think they sprout (sprout?) like next week so this one ain’t happening. Next year!
27. Take out my navel ring
Not yet! Hanging onto the trashy just a little bit longer. It’ll look great when I’m wearing a crop top in Staten Island!
28. Make an IRL blogger connection
I DID do this!! A few months ago, I had the pleasure of meeting the delightful Caitlyn while she was in NYC on business.
Caitlyn is adorable - she’s one of the first bloggers I became bloggy pals with and she reminds me a lot of my sister...Maggie is younger than me and once lived in Colorado where she worked for Habitat for Humanity and Caitlyn is also younger than me and currently lives in Colorado and sometimes volunteers for Habitat. The similarities kind of stop there and yet I still think of them as kindred spirits so basically if you are an altruistic young woman living in the western US I’ll probably confuse you for my sister. Just go with it.
ANYWAY, Caitlyn and I became blog friends and then facebook friends (huge step) and then she let me know she was comin’ to town for work, did I want to hang out?
We met at this super cute tea shop near my office and I was sort of nervous on my way there, I felt like I was going on a blind date. What if she didn’t like me? What if we had nothing to talk about? Did I look weird?
Luckily none of my fears came true and we hit it off and talked about life and boys and blogging and enjoyed yummy tea and macaroons, brought to us by THE slowest waiter in all of the New York City Regional Area and it was just so much fun.
If you don’t yet read Caitlyn’s blog...hop to!
29. Hike 5 new peaks
Spring has barely sprung...I’ll hike when it’s warm!
And if all else fails, I’ll just climb every tiny hill in Prospect Park and call it a win.
30. Blog Challenge!
I actually decided, upon recommendation from a friend that I go streaking, that #30 is Go Skinnydipping! I will share ZERO photographs so y’all pervs don’t even bother asking, but I realized that no one should make it to 30 without dipping in the nude so as soon as it’s warm: it’s on.
So! Not too bad? I’ve officially done 4 things and adding in loopholes and technicalities I've done at least 5 more and have plans semi-in the works for a few others so it’s looking like maybe I’ll get to half. I feel like I read somewhere that 15 is the new 30 so if I make it there, I’ll call this a rousing success.
Now if you’ll all excuse me, I have some hiking and waxing and chicken roasting to do. Probably not all at the same time but, we’ll see!