One Awkward Wardrobe Malfunction

Got dressed this morning only to discover I had a giant wine stain on my good white camisole.

On the back of my good white camisole. What the what?! Howww does this even happen? I must have developed an Airplane-style Drinking Problem.

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It's been a long week, you guys. A long, long week.