Does something look different? Why is there a photo of a pine cone adorning the top of this page? If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know. Kidding, that was mean. What's happening is, I'm in the midst of a site overhaul which will hopefully make things easier to read/share/etc, but due to my general incompetence it's likely going to take a long ass time to get things looking good. Just sprucing things up for this new year we're all loving and conquering day by day. The first thing I need, clearly, is a new image. Maybe something Asian, to keep this whole Lunar Calendar thing going? How long do I plan to make stupid China jokes? Forever, get ready for it.

If anyone does have any webdesign, blog-layouting, photo-editing, HTMLing talents, I'd actually really appreciate the insight and would be sure to repay you in some way that does not involve sex or money. A compelling pitch!

If so, please let me know in the comments or e-mail oneawkwardyear@gmail.com.

Xie xie!