What is UPPP, Mama?! Wow, hi, how are you, sweetie?
Just, you know...how are yououuuuuouuuuuouuu??
Surely not as great as you, tipsy child.
Tipsy!?! Me? Ma, get real, it's like, barely 2 PM! Sober Stanley over here!
Stanley. Don't remember naming you that. I should check in with hospital staffing. Sound spretty loud for a sober afternoon...
Loud! Well, yeah, I mean...I'm on the street. Well, I'm at Trader Joes. On the street NEAR Trader Joe's. What?! I love you!!!!
(THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, COLUMBUS!!!)
Editor's Note: For sure, the only thing more awkward that drunk dialing your mom is waking up and remembering you drunk dialed your mom and the only thing more awkward than THAT is waking up and remembering you drunk dialed your mom and that you blogged about drunk dialing your mom. Let's all just pretend this post never happened, shall we? Great!