One Awkward Encounter with Jon Hamm

PSYCH! I lied. I've never met Jon Hamm, and if I did, you best believe I wouldn't have been awkward (hint: lies) Hi Everyone! It's A, nice to meet you!!

I actually can't think of an occasion where I would probably be more awkward than that, I would definitely probably pass out (what if he caught me while I fell.... wait this isn't a blog about all my dreams, get back on track)  But let's be honest, I'm new and I am coming into this well established (right??) blog with many loyal readers who don't trust me and I wanted to you to like me ok? I have liking issues, everyone must like me, or at least let me believe this, so I wanted to peak your interest with an exciting title! I guess I failed on the trust bit, since I lied to you in my first few words on this sacred mantel of blog.  Well, at least a lie gets me into an awkward situation, so ipso facto, BAM! you've just been OAYblogged.  I just made that up, it's a term now. Anyway, back to Jon Hamm, while I haven't met him, yet. I can only imagine what would have happened, I mean I don't want to brag, but I am kind of an expert at being around celebrities, my prom date was a Disney channel star, (NOT LIES!!) soooo I've been around the block with dealing with Divas and Casanovas.   Like the time I texted Jason Segel.

You know, this guy.

side note guys. I made that. I watched a gif making tutorial on the internet and made that!! (nerd alert, I just gave myself a wedgie and a swirlie, I deserve it)

anyway, who doesn't love Jason Segel???  have you seen this yet?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZF6Kx88LM]

he gives our his phone number!! his real (?) phone number, also it's just adorable, so watch it.

so anyway, I was out one night having some adult beverages, when I get a text from a friend who was also drinking adult beverages saying, "I can't believe you aren't here right now, we are at a bar with Jason Segel!!" and she wouldn't stop (adult beverages man) saying they were taking pictures with him and that I was lame for not being there.  She even got another friend of ours to text me to corroborate her story (adult beverages man) so to shut her up, I told her I would text him b/c I had his number and he had a message for her! So I got on my "internet at my finger tips smart phone" that's a technical term, and watched this very video wrote down his phone number and texted him, "Jason Segel.  My friend so-and-so says she is at a bar with you right now, so tell so-and-so A says hi and that so-and-so is full of crap!"

well, not 3 seconds later my phone buzzes. WHO COULD IT BE?!?! it was my friend's husband saying, "she is lying. Jason Segel is not here"

Oh. Sh!t. I just texted Jason Segel based on a lie!  Well, I thought, what's the worst that could happen.  Well, I'll tell you what happened.

This happened.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg]