So, if you are walking along the sidewalk one sunny Friday evening and you spot, walking ahead of you, a gentleman who looks just exactly like a good friend of yours, you might want to confirm that it is, indeed, your friend before literally sprinting up behind him.
Oh hey! If you have dozens of spare hours to fill, might I suggest catching up on the past five years of my thrilling life? Archived below: my original blog One Awkward Year, which won the 2014 Pulitzer Prize in Internet Oversharing.
JK that's not even a real thing. But it does have a lot of poop jokes. ENJOY!