Awkward is when you're at a restaurant for a Book Club Meeting and someone at your table uses a drinking glass to demonstrate how a lady might effectively, um, make love upon her male partner whilst wearing a strap on. class, class, class.
Oh hey! If you have dozens of spare hours to fill, might I suggest catching up on the past five years of my thrilling life? Archived below: my original blog One Awkward Year, which won the 2014 Pulitzer Prize in Internet Oversharing.
JK that's not even a real thing. But it does have a lot of poop jokes. ENJOY!